Ever read the funny sign jokes that people make up? For example:
(Sign in a non-smoking area) "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate actions."
(Sign in a school zone) "Please do not speed. You might hit a child." Underneath, a student had scrawled, "Wait for a teacher."
Here are two around work that are making me nervous:
(Near a cartload of dying primroses) "All staff free to good home."
(At the store entrance) "Twenty-five percent off every living thing." And they only thought to add, "Puppy excluded." (!)
Too tired to come up with anything intelligent,
Jenn
